John Heaven wearing a bow tie

About Me

Hi. I’m John Heaven. For several years, people have been coming to me for English texts, translation, websites and a few bits and pieces in between. I have wide-ranging experience, from financial services to kitchen appliances via sparkling wine and content management systems.

Longer ago than I’d like to admit, I studied Law at the University of Exeter and at the Universität des Saarlandes. I escaped with a couple of degrees, a foreign language and an analytical mind. Luckily, I’ve never seen the inside of a legal practice since. (I saw the inside of a court when I shopped a couple of attempted burglars, but that’s another story.)

More recently, I have been taking a deeper look at Marketing Strategy. I have  two certificates from the highly acclaimed Chartered Institute of Marketing (UK), of which I am a member.

Enjoy browsing my website and finding out how I can help. Alternatively, go straight for the jugular and give me a call or drop me a line.

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Mehrwertpartner der Profiloptimierer

die-profiloptimiererI work with Holger Ahrens and the “Profiloptimierer“, translating international LinkedIn profiles and CVs.

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